When Frankie and Rachel move to an idyillic but remote country village, they expect to be the subject of local gossip and speculation - and are fully prepared to be regarded as outsiders. But as they settle into their new home, they quickly find their shock value pales into insignificance when the underbelly of village life is revealed.
A series of bizarre events raise questions that beg for answers: What do the goat keeping vicar and the postmistress do in the field opposite first thing every morning? Why does one of their elderly neighbours keep flipping the finger at them in the street? How come the church is permanently closed? What’s behind the village’s pride in its two prostitutes (one for locals, one for incomers)? Why did the previous house owner keep his cock in the pantry? How come the place is flooded with CCTV cameras? And what is this mysterious “Club” everyone refers to?
As the intrigue builds, Rachel is determined to uncover the truth, but gets caught in a web of sex, lies and post office sellotape that tests her relationship and tears at the net curtain fabric of their village life.
A racy mystery and a love story told with wicked humour and based loosely on real life...
"9 and 1/2 Weeks meets the Vicar of Dibly" "Unputdownable"